Bought The Monkey

Well, I did it. I finally bought that monkey I’ve been wanting. He was really expensive! But, boy, he is the latest in monkeys. This monkey is a game changer. It sent waves through the whole monkey industry. It’s the same kind of monkey that you-know-who used to shoot you-know-what. Yeah. That one.

Now I can finally shoot all those shots I’ve been wanting to take but didn’t because I needed this monkey. Yeah, I needed it. How was I supposed to get the shots I wanted without this monkey? Couldn’t be done.

Well, now I’ve got him and I’m not letting go. I’m going to take the best photographs, make the most awesome films, rock out the best tunes, all because I finally bought the monkey. All my problems are solved. Thank you monkey!

Well, almost all of them. Turns out because I waited to start until I got this monkey, now that I have the monkey I don’t know what the heck to do with him. I mean, I know what I want to do with him, but I don’t know how to do it. He’s just sitting there, staring at me, giving me the hairy eyeball. Knock it off, monkey!

I know, I should just pick him up, get out there, and start practicing, learning, having fun. I will. I will. Just as soon as that new dinosaur I pre-ordered comes in.


Now Shipping: The Nice Clip! - The lens cap clip and cord catcher Wired called, "A super handy little widget!"

Chase Jarvis Portrait Sessions - Inspiration from a Master of Photography
Strobist Lighting Diagrams Photo Tips & Tricks Vol. 1

| | Technorati | Stumble it! | Digg

Tagged as: ,


  1. Dude, I’m starting a petition to remove all pilot leather hats from NICE, it has gone far enough!

    On the bright side, a great post!

  2. I’ll stop using pilot hats when you stop using PVC pipe. In other words, “NEVER!” :)